Welcome to a new life, a life with Magnum’s newest coma-like-sleep-inducing, natural growth hormone secreting secret potion ‘Magnum G-Spring¨. Are you one of the lucky individuals to have tried G-Spring since it’s recent launch? Be sure to rub it in the face of everyone you know – you are a peacock that got their bright feathers before anyone else.
Feel free to explain how taking G-Spring made you feel and look 10 years younger, so you put on someone’s prom dress and danced to Lisa Loeb in your room and thought about all the crushes you should have kissed.
Yes, I know you are a man, but we all make questionable choices. Let’s get weird. (Yes, G-Spring is also for women. Above is described what Princess Kaulius AKA Magnum President did for his first night on G-Spring. He doesn’t pretend to know what a woman would do.)
